Pedal Steel and Additional Guitar
When Zack is on the guitar or behind his pedal steel, each pluck, each slide, and every swelling crescendo compels one to listen closely, to appreciate nuance, and to commend him for his raw talent. You will then have an unimpeachable compulsion to ask him if you can move in with him. When he accepts, slowly change your wardrobe and hairstyle to match his until you get the blissful feeling that you and he are one. If he withdraws, even an inch, well . . . there's only one thing to do about that.